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If you like Miller Chill bro you NEED to cum to Halloween Dodgeball because it is going to be OFF THE CHAIN!!!!!!! So put on your best A-Bro-Ham Lincoln outfit and re-enact the famous duel with Aaron "Chill" Burrrrrrrrr.

 


 



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August 31st-

It's that time of year again for our annual Labor Day Weekend Celebration!  That's right The 17th Annual Arturo Arevalo Bring Your Day Laborer To Dodgeball will be going down this Sunday from 1:30-4:30.  You will all be able to drink on the sidewalk across from the gym and the liquor store is across the street.  At the conclusion of dodgeball some of you might be selected to hop on the truck and go to the bar with us.  Please bring a resume and at least two references.


Two Leagues to choose from!



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We will be playing regular Sunday dodgeball through the Holidays. Please email for Monday & Wednesday holiday schedules




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"The13th Annual Nightmare On Bellevue Costumed Dodgeball Tourney." There are 2 divisions. The Gremlins Division is for the more recreational folks(please no bulies or badasses in this division) and the Texas Chainsaw Division is for the scarier/more advanced players. The Gremlin will play with 3 "no-sting" and 3 regular balls. There will be no "pinch throwing" allowed. The Chainsaw is 6 old school balls and anything goes.




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The new Monday Night Stay Puft Marshmallow(played w/ no sting balls) Season will kick off October 2nd in Silverlake and The Wednesday Hasselhoff League(played with mostly rubber playground balls) will start up on the 4th. For more info on how to be part of this greatness click the flyers.



 



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September 1st-

Thanks to all of you who came out for the One Crazy Summer Dodgeball Tourney and Tanning Expo. Special thanks to 'Lil Charlie Collins, Stevie Boy Hanson, Jimmy Chen, Linda Sebass, Morgan Hay, Art Spiegel and all of you who helped out with event. A Raise the Roof goes out to North Hollywood Tri Lams and Balls 'O Furry for styling and profiling. Congrats to Wayne Newton's Odd Days Vegas Showguys(Open Champs) who showed that winning without pinching can be done, but it's just a LOT less sexy and to the Rubber Mulisha(co-ed champs) and masters of the male camel toe who terrorized their division and to the delight of many will be graduated to the open division for the next tourney. Jeers to the Ready, Set...Balls Crew for calling out a 15 year old for cheating and then backing down when his dad stepped in?(would've made the Murderland Behind The Music that much sweeter for sure if they threw down) In the end everyone was a winner and that is what makes Power of John Cusack so special. If any of you have pics or stories of nut shots and/or vagina busters please send them my way.

The Bobcat Goldthwait Impersonation Contest was postponed due to a bomb threat, but will be taking place via phone in performances from 9-11pm tonight. To participate call 213.595.9410 and do your best Bobcat voice.







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May 26th - There will be "Trip Down Memorial Lane" dodgeball this Sunday from 1:30-4:30. We will pay our respects to all of the great people & things that we have loved and lost. This includes Herve Villechaize, Rick James, Parachute Pants, Showbiz Pizza, the lady from the "where's the beef" commercials, hand jobs, etc....(fill in the blanks)

All this for just $5 at the Hollywood Rec Center

Also the new leagues are forming. It's Stay Puft Marshmallow League Monday Nights and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Wednesdays




 



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May 10th - In honor of Mother's Day this Sunday, Andy's Mom (pictured left - reigning Mother's Day Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner and Mrs. Dodgeball) will be showing up with lukewarm cans of Bud Light, and Winston Ciggarete gift bags. She will regale us all with her stories of being one of the first rock and roll groupies. She toured with Bill Haley and His Comets (actually she was just the groupie to His Comets, all 13 of them, but let her tell you the story). After the game, she'll defend her crown in the Wet T-Shirt Contest, and then she'll probably tell you the story about how she was a groupie again (she's old, she forgets things).

All this for just $5 at the Hollywood Rec Center

Also the new leagues are forming. It's Stay Puft Marshmallow League Monday Nights and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Wednesdays




 



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April 20th - This years Dodgeball Doobie Toss has been cancelled due to the N.A. Party that will be happening in the gym.

For one glorious day the earth stood still and Burt Reynolds threw a lightning bolt from the sky. The lightning bolt struck a gymnasium and all of the inhabitants were given the supreme power of MUSTACHE. There were more mustaches in a one block radius than in Heaven itself and on such a glorious day it was only fitting that a dodgeball tournament would happen. Proving that all mustachioed babies do go to heaven and that Brandon and Kelly from Beverly Hills 90210 are so yesterdays news it was Burt Reynolds' Illegitimate Kids winning the Advanced aka Smokey and the Bandit Division and OC Dodgeball winning the Novice aka Cop and 1/2 Division. At the end of the day it was these teams standing alone atop Mt. Mustache and the participation of the Best Damn Sports Show's team that made us all realize that Tom Arnold is easily more beautiful in person (at least when he wears a mustach).





April 12 - NO DODGEBALL this SUNDAY 4/16 in order for everyone to celebrate the Resurrection of Burt Reynolds!" Remember only 3 more shopping days until Handsome Costanza's Birthday (mustache combs make great gifts)







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March 19 - Registration is still open for Monday and Wednesday Leagues. Email if interested.







Read the letter to mamma.







Feb 20th - "I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!"

New Improved league nights kick off the beginnin of March. Monday Night Stay Puff Marshmallow League- for the part time tough guys/gals. The balls are "no sting" and are fun for the privates. This is the more co-ed friendly of the league nights.

Hasselhoff Uber Wednesday Knight League- The more Advanced Dungeon N Dragons meets Michael Knight meets Greatest American Hero league. Games are played with the majority of the balls being old school rubber balls(sometimes sting.) This is the less fun for the privates of the two, unless it's not your privates being hit.






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Feb 13 - Congrats to Funny McMannemin for going "all-out" and sweatin' to the oldies at the Richard Simmons Super Ball Short Shorts Fiesta de Lissete Garcia. You are Richard 2006! On a side note not all was good news:

Hi guys,
I lost my purple 5 pound Richard Simmons weights on Sunday.I think I saw them either with Potter or Ryan last but they could have ended up in Dave's trunk or Michael could have taken them home because they got passed around. Please let me know where they ended up if you know (or where you may have seen them last!)

Thanks loves,
Tami







Jan 30 - Save the date for Super Ball XL. That's right February 5th is "Richard Simmons Short Shorts Sunday" at Ye Old Hollywood Rec. Guys and girls are encouraged to pay homage to the patron saint of nut huggers/camel jockeys Richard Simmons by wearing your Sundays' finest. Underwear is mandatory this year due to the horrible "pop and fresh dough accident of 2005." Don't worry this year is gonna be nuts. ***This just added "sweatin' To The Oldies w/ Hagar"

Also, anyone interested in being part of the new league season should Email.





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